just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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