And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
