I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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