hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
