the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you will always have a special place in my vag
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
