Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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