If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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