? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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