Welp...herpes.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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