Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Randomize
