This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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