So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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