Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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