No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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