Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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