whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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