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I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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