yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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