Don't you send me to vm
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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