Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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