Don't you send me to vm
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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