you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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