What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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