I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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