well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just googled if crying burns calories
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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