I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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