I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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