I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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