ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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