so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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