vagina is talking i cant
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Are we still banned from the library?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
