you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
