Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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