He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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