her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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