let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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