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i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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