Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Are my feet made of real feet?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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