Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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