people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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