so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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