im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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