WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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