We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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