A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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