those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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