I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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