Porn is love you can see.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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