i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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