Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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