I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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