why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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