Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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