guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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