You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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