You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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