Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So much rum. So many feels.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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