im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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