he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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