drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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