My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
