im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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