Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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