But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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