normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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