so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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